We were pretty excited about our new West Virginia football jerseys, received today in Morgantown courtesy of the university. They even went to the trouble of putting our last names on the back, and sizing the letters in our last names so that they spread from shoulder to shoulder, unlike my 7th grade indoor soccer team, which left everyone’s letters the same size and made me the laughing stock of suburban Connecticut with an illegible name starting at one sleeve cuff and ending at the other.
Look at the font size they had to use for my last name, “Rosenworcel,” versus the font size they used for Pasty’s last name, “Pasty”:
After the show, while strutting around campus in my West Virginia jersey, some people came up to me and said “yeah, they did that for Jason Mraz when he played here too.”
Pasty does his world famous Jason Mraz impression.